If we were to go by the book, days would seem like minutes...

[smeddley]

Saw this graphic browsing the picture feed, and I thought, what the heck, why not?



10
...Secrets
Well, now, if I told you they really wouldn't be secrets, would they? Oh, sure I could tell you things that seem like they should be secret, but the whole concept of a secret is that it is, you know, secret!

9
...Loves
This one's a little easier!
1. Mr. Smeddley
2. Shadow
3. Reading
4. Crafting
5. Photography
6. Bellydance
7. Movies
8. Sleeping in
9. Food

8
...Fears
1. Wasps
2. Heights
3. That one day my atoms will all move outward at once and I will disintegrate
4. Clown porn
5. Elevators (aka death boxes)
6. Tornadoes
7. Swimming in open water, when something brushes by your leg and you can't tell what it is
8. Never being able to finish JewelQuest III

7
...wants
Only 7? Dude, I have an entire wish list that I could probably even add tons more to. Or do you mean more general things, like world peace and whatnot? I also have my 1001 things in 101 days goals. And a giant book of to-do, so... Yeah, that's too depressing to contemplate. Next!

6
...places
Memorable places? Places you love? Places you hate? Could you be a little more specific?
1. The World's Largest Ball of Twine (Cawker City, KS)
2. Guam
3. The cookie aisle at Dillon's on 6th Street in Lawrence
4. The top of the Space Needle (Seattle, WA)
5. The gigantic escalator at the Metro Stop in Dupont Circle
6. Right here (relative to both space and time, thank you very much)

5
...foods
1. Bacon Cookies
2. Spaghetti (Wormhole!)
3. Sauerkraut
4. Pickles
5. Lime Tostitos

4
...books
Seriously? ONLY FOUR?! *sigh*
1. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (series)
2. Discworld (series)
3. Stephanie Plum (series)
4. Enola Holmes (series)

3
...films
Again, ONLY?! Man, why weren't these up there in the 10, 9, 8 area?!
1. Spaceballs
2. Princess Bride
3. Clue

2
...songs
Really, two songs? I was supposed to post ten secrets but I only get two songs?! I'm not even sure I have ten secrets, even if I wanted to tell them, but you only let me have two songs?! Sorry, I boycott this question on the shear absurdity of having to narrow down my very vast and diverse selection of music into two songs.

1
...picture of yourself
I'm too lazy to upload one, and I've done them in the past. It's nothing impressive, believe me.

Whew! That was... pointless. I suppose I really should go read the book for book club on Monday. Non-fiction takes me so much longer to get through...

Comments

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

4. Clown porn

uh

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

What has been seen cannot be unseen. :(