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Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 08:11 pm
I need a really bizarre superhero power. The kookier, the better. Also, the sooner, the better. Thank you thank you thank you!
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 09:08 pm (UTC)
- Able to coax squirrels out of trees
- Can drive stick without ever having been taught
- Intuitively knows when and where someone needs help changing a tire
- Can change any lightbulb without leaving the floor
- Can speak with the trees, especially fluent in Sumac
- Instinctively does the wrong thing in any worst-case scenario, and yet lives anyway. Has a day job writing for the "worst-case scenario" series.