HELP!

[smeddley]

I need a really bizarre superhero power. The kookier, the better. Also, the sooner, the better. Thank you thank you thank you!

Comments

[cdpeck.livejournal.com]

Can communicate with starfish.

Oh, wait. That's Aquaman.

How about -- has the innate ability to disable contraceptive devices?

[icecat.livejournal.com]

The ability to unburn overcooked food. :D

[foxfirefey]

The ability to produce lots of belly lint.

The power to smell like whatever you want.

The power to grow hair at will ANYWHERE on your body.

The ability to drive on the wrong side of the road without event.

The ability to find lost socks.

The ability to shine light from your toenails.

[foxfirefey]

The ability to look at someone and determine what level of hell they'd go to.

The ability to crawl along the wall like a snail by making slime.

The ability to warm the cold feet of women from a distance.

The ability to bend your knees backwards.

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

-The ability to win Minesweeper on Expert in under two minutes

-Partial invisibility

-The power of Crest

-The ability to mimic insect noises

-An uncanny knack for memorizing silent movies

[leaper.livejournal.com]

- Able to coax squirrels out of trees
- Can drive stick without ever having been taught
- Intuitively knows when and where someone needs help changing a tire
- Can change any lightbulb without leaving the floor
- Can speak with the trees, especially fluent in Sumac
- Instinctively does the wrong thing in any worst-case scenario, and yet lives anyway. Has a day job writing for the "worst-case scenario" series.

[desolateangel83.livejournal.com]

The ability to shoot bullets from his ass.

[crimsonlotus84.livejournal.com]

Super Speed Running in Place!! FEAR Evildoers, for you shall run in place at sugh a high velocity it will boggle the mind. Just like in the cartoons, you run so fast it looks like your legs are fast moving wheels. The side effect of which is a really sick build up of static electricity which also as a side effect, strikes fear also into the hearts of little sisters everywhere.

Power Pinky!! You were draped in radioactive fluids but luckily your protective suit saved you from being disfigured...that is, until you sufferes a rip in your glove on your right pinky finger and radioactive, glowing liquid flowed in!! The day you get out of the hospital you find you have super strength in only your pinky when you stop a rushing car from hitting you with only your pinky (trust us, it was an odd situation). Unluckily however you did NOT have super strength in the rest of your body and the carcrushed your arm. Good thing you were so close to a hospital. And thus your super power was born!! Lottery tickets beware!!

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

When under extreme stress you can vomit pudding.. The variety is determined by moon phase..
Going from New moon - Chocolate to Full moon - Vanilla

[nakedblueninja.livejournal.com]

Can produce fleas and flea circus equipment out of THIN AIR! And perform impromptu flea circuses. This is good for distraction.

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

You mean, something like this? (http://www.positivethinkers.net/images/sust11262007.gif)