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Not only did I get to watch the episode of Castle that my DVR inexplicably did not record, in the movie section they also had Zombie Strippers! I don't know if you recall, but it was one of those movies that made the 'best of the worst' horror film lists, but wasn't in the library.
I would say it was so bad it was funny except there was a huge amount of political crap. HUGE. And not clever, either, but whiny, stamp-your-feet mockery that was... pathetic. Plus there was a little bit of... I don't know what you'd call it, but they had a Mexican cleaning man and they made some of the characters 'omg so funny racist!' Only, not, since it was the same trite crap, 'oh, look, you have brown skin, you need to clean up the mess'. Now, that didn't ruin the movie, because... well, it's hard to ruin complete and utter crap, but it did make it more distasteful.
And when you can bring down the classiness about a film about zombie strippers, that's bad.
Other than that, it was what you would expect, with the twist (oh, spoiler alert, because I know you all will want to watch this movie!) that the girls wanted to become zombies, because it made them dance better and they got better tips. But they did eventually start to fall apart and chaos ensued and in the end it was all a military plot to... something blah blah blah. I admit, I started to doze towards the end. They did have a few gratuitous 'commando girls get their shirts ripped off while fighting the zombies' scenes, but in a movie with that much nudity, a girl in a bra is... nothing.
On a completely 'you took way too much time thinking about this' note, supposedly their dancing got way better when they were turned into zombies, but... I didn't see it. I thought they were way better alive, and not just because limbs weren't turning black and falling off (not to mention the lack of covered in blood). They got more jerky and manic, and I don't really see why the 'audience' liked it more. But it had to be that way, the plot said so.
I wouldn't really recommend the movie for anything, it's not a 'so bad it's good' movie (watch Plan 9 From Outer Space or Mega Piranha for that!) and while it has Jenna Jameson in it, she's just a stripper, and if you're watching a movie for her, there are others out there that would probably.... interest you more.
I would say it was so bad it was funny except there was a huge amount of political crap. HUGE. And not clever, either, but whiny, stamp-your-feet mockery that was... pathetic. Plus there was a little bit of... I don't know what you'd call it, but they had a Mexican cleaning man and they made some of the characters 'omg so funny racist!' Only, not, since it was the same trite crap, 'oh, look, you have brown skin, you need to clean up the mess'. Now, that didn't ruin the movie, because... well, it's hard to ruin complete and utter crap, but it did make it more distasteful.
And when you can bring down the classiness about a film about zombie strippers, that's bad.
Other than that, it was what you would expect, with the twist (oh, spoiler alert, because I know you all will want to watch this movie!) that the girls wanted to become zombies, because it made them dance better and they got better tips. But they did eventually start to fall apart and chaos ensued and in the end it was all a military plot to... something blah blah blah. I admit, I started to doze towards the end. They did have a few gratuitous 'commando girls get their shirts ripped off while fighting the zombies' scenes, but in a movie with that much nudity, a girl in a bra is... nothing.
On a completely 'you took way too much time thinking about this' note, supposedly their dancing got way better when they were turned into zombies, but... I didn't see it. I thought they were way better alive, and not just because limbs weren't turning black and falling off (not to mention the lack of covered in blood). They got more jerky and manic, and I don't really see why the 'audience' liked it more. But it had to be that way, the plot said so.
I wouldn't really recommend the movie for anything, it's not a 'so bad it's good' movie (watch Plan 9 From Outer Space or Mega Piranha for that!) and while it has Jenna Jameson in it, she's just a stripper, and if you're watching a movie for her, there are others out there that would probably.... interest you more.