Why do I always have the motivation to do things when I can't?

[smeddley]

I really want to be sewing right now.

But first I really need to make a dress form.

Anyone want to duct-tape me? No special skills needed other than patience and the ability to not disembowel me with a pair of scissors.

Comments

[tjstein.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy to help you out with that. My husband did my taping and it was only fun for him for the first pieces of tape and then he got bored prettty darn quickly.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Would you? That would be awesome. I have a feeling my hubby would be good for a few strips, but get bored with snipping the pieces so they lay flat, and my dummy would end up looking like it was covered in tumors.

[tjstein.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no problem.

[leaper.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure the scissors wouldn't be able to penetrate the abdominal muscle wall all that well. So really, you're only down to the one qualifying factor.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

My Ginghers probably would, but I'd kill anyone who used those on duct tape, so you're probably right.

[mmmontserrat.livejournal.com]

this sounds strangely kinky.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it does. And to some people it might be! If you have a duct tape fetish, I suppose it would be quite the thing!

I'm sure there's some badly written fic out there on the internet...

I wonder if there's knitting needle/crochet hook porn...

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

Post on craigs list and you might find someone who is willing to pay you to let them do it ;P

[dulcamatrix.livejournal.com]

ah the joys of duct tape.
let us know if you find any takers... and be sure to inform us of any disemboweling... that would be truly a misfortune. (hey... what did you eventually do with all those lovely cranes???)