Vreep! Vreep! Vreep!

[smeddley]

I found a swimsuit I liked.

It fit me.

It's suitable for actual swimming, not just lounging around a pool.

It was only $33.

This may be your only warning before the end of the world.

Comments

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

Pics or it doesn't fit.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Is there a particular reason you want to lose your lunch?

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

Not really, no.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Theeeeeen I might re-think that comment!

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

But that would make me appear weak. Therefore, I stand by my comment.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

No, it would look like you care enough about your fellow man not to inflict such horrors upon them.

[mmmontserrat.livejournal.com]

awesome! where'd you find it?

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Wal-mart, of all places! Can you believe it?

[mmmontserrat.livejournal.com]

Yup, I've been shopping more there now and secretly one of my best friends works for their dot.com it's HQ (the dotcom) hq are local here in SF.

[alankria.livejournal.com]

I HAVE BREASTS.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

You should post a picture of you fondling them!

(Seriously, the sentences this craft project inspired may never be matched!)

[a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t.livejournal.com]

Yay! I don't know about your neck of the woods, but here people frown upon going to public pools nakked. Doesn't seem to be just the one location either, other pools I have traveled to... er... nevermind.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Now that sounds like a story that needs tellin'! ;)