It's even worse than I thought it could be...

[smeddley]

The trailers didn't mislead me! And I agree with one of the reviewers, that 'Twilight has dialogue so wooden you could stake a vampire with it.' Seriously, watch this little piece and tell me it doesn't look like a really, really, really bad high school play? Sadly, the 'sparkle effect' is lost on the recording. And the rest of it is so cheesy... well, people with dairy issues should probably use caution.

And, for funny (though it's a little old, I can't leave you with only something that vomit-inducing) much better dialogue than SMeyer could ever write...

EDIT: BEST SPOOF EVER. Seriously, if YouTube had a tip jar, I'd contribute.

Comments

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

you've seen this, right? (http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA)

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

WHO SHUT THAT

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. I have not laughed so hard in awhile.

BRILLIANT.

Seriously, I want to send the people that made that money.

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

Their Batman one is also awesome!

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

but yeah that bit with the candy makes me lol so hard every. single. time.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

I love the part in the forest where she said something about the Burger King guy and he's like, "Wait, what?"

Seriously, they come across as better actors! I'd rather watch a movie with them than the real Twilight...

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

p.s. Growing Up Cullen (http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/tag/creative+endeavors:+growing+up+cullen)

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

(the awesome thing is that Emmett in Midnight Sun is a lot like GUC!Emmett)

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

"How long have you been 17?"

(dramatic pause)

"A while"

ARE YOU SERIOUS? They can't be serious. This has to be a comedy.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, it's dead serious. Girls in the theater are screaming and swooning. SWOONING.

It's TWU WOVE! It's ROMANTIC! It's perfection personified!

*gags*

(watch the link Pen just posted, it's awesome and it'll wash the taste out of your mouth...)

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

I would like that movie much better.

[cdpeck.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

[clare-dragonfly.livejournal.com]

SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY MY NAME!

He's supposed to sparkle in the sunlight? So when he's like "This is why we don't show ourselves, this is what a killer looks like" he means glittery?

...um, lady, he just told you he wanted to kill you. Why do you trust him again?

Also, I love how the audience keeps laughing and making comments! It cracks me up even more!

The spoof is, amazingly, even better.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Yup. Actually sparkle, like... a teeny-bopper addicted to body glitter. Man, I bet sales of that stuff skyrocketed as the book became popular.

But there's no way I'm shelling out money to watch that, so it'll be awhile before I can see the full effect. :(

Sadly, most audiences are taking it a little more seriously, and I'd be concerned about being hurt if I openly mocked it...

[cazrolime.livejournal.com]

"THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!1"

*dies* Oh my god, my brain must hate me even more than I thought it did because now I want to see this. Perhaps it should be on DVD, though, because I will not be able to stop myself from laughing and mocking it openly all the way through, and the fangirls in the audience might not appreciate that.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've heard the fangirls (some of which are older than I am!) can react pretty nastily to those who mock their OMG PERFECT MAN. I'll wait until I can get a copy free from the library, or someone uploads a clearer 'sparkle scene'. I don't know that I could sit through the whole movie. That is some bad, bad, bad dialogue. I only made it to chapter 5 of the book!