I'm innocent, I tell you, I was framed!

[smeddley]

If you saw me in a police car, what crime would you think I'd committed?

Comments

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

I'd think you would have resorted to prostitution to pay for your concrete.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I feel flattered that you'd think I could raise enough to pay for it that way... ;)

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[foxfirefey]

ACTS OF UNSPEAKABLE RAGE!

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

You mean, like strongly worded letters of protest? :D

[cdpeck.livejournal.com]

Public nudity.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that's the last thing I'd ever be arrested for. Unless it was involuntary!

...wait, I was assuming you were talking about *my* nudity, but if you mean ripping the clothes off of someone else... maybe...

[clare-dragonfly.livejournal.com]

The brutal beating of a Twilight fan.

[clare-dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Also, I posted this meme in my IJ a few days ago and no one has responded. I guess nobody thinks I would be arrested...?

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

*hangs head in shame* I forget to check IJ except once every few weeks. But I do know what you'd be arrested for, and will post it tonight when I get home! :D

[clare-dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I look forward to your assessment.

[elaran.livejournal.com]

aeamek beat me to it. :P

I have a mental image you cat-burglarizing $8000 worth of concrete. As in taking out small slabs in wheelbarrows after having brained the guard [cos there would obviously have been a guard] with one of them. There is mission impossible theme music playing in the background too.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, theme music. I need more theme music in my life! :D

[cherokeepurple.livejournal.com]

Caught leaving a marina in a shiny fast car.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

I didn't steal it! Really!

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[a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t.livejournal.com]

Your IT department finally locked down all internet access from you, killed all possible functionality out of your workstation, and told you to reset your password every week and it cannot be anything close to the last 53 passwords.

You finally snap, killing all of workstation support and the call center,and a few security, inventory and a senior manager for good measure with a nerf bat laced with broken glass and push pins.