I was wrong, I can do polls!

[smeddley]

[Poll #1288710]

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[aeamek.livejournal.com]

Her name was Paige Header, and I thought it was the best name for an English teacher that I've ever heard.

[alankria.livejournal.com]

The metal centipede bit off my head with a mouth on the end of its seventy-fifth left leg; after that, things got complicated.

[dynastic-queen.livejournal.com]

"Make way! She'll be running you down with that juggernaut!"

(I know, it was at the END of one of my favorite old movies of all time, but I've always wanted to see it at the beginning of something. *sigh*)

[poskunk.livejournal.com]

"It isn't everyday that I wake up to the sound of the mouse cavalry parading through my kitchen on the backs of man-eating pygmy were-unicorns... And last Thursday was no exception."