I wonder how long my cell phone has been dead...

[smeddley]

Quiz time! I'm cleaning up the inside of my purse and (side note: Price Chopper now prints double-sided receipts? Half on the front, half on the back! How cool and paper-saving) spent a few moments trying to decipher the shorthand and figure out what the heck I bought. Here are a few of the best ones:

HML APL BOR PK TND ($7.99)
KR AM STACK PK ($12.39)

Off to go stuff my face with crap fast food and go shopping for a couch I certainly can't afford but want to buy anyway!

Comments

Translation

[a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t.livejournal.com]

1. Hungry Man Lunch (A Product of Lebanon) - Boar Pork Tenderloin $7.99

2. Krack!(tm), American sized Stack, Pink $12.39 (wow, that's some cheap krack!)

Re: Translation

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

You get half-credit on both for getting them half-right, so 10 bonus Snerrfle points for you!

[icecat.livejournal.com]

Hm, #1 is Hormel Apple-something Pork Tenderloin?
#2 is Kraft Morning Stack Pack. Haha. Doesn't make sense.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, you're about 3/4 right on each, so... 20 bonus Snerrfle points! 80 more to corporate zombie doll... ;D

[icecat.livejournal.com]

Aw man corporate zombie is contingent on Snerffle points? This may take a while. :D

OK, I give, I'll play! I'm telling you though, I won't be able to be as funny/creative as most of the other folk! Hee.

[http://users.livejournal.com/anam_cara_/]

HML APL BOR PK TND= Hormel Always Tender Apple Bourbon Pork Tenderloin

KR AM STACK PK= Kraft American Sliced Cheese

Am I good, or am I good?