NO NO NO NO NO.
No.
The crawl across G4 just said that Robert Pattinson ("the flesh and blood incarnation of Sparkly Marblepeen God Edward Cullen") would be 'up for' playing The Doctor after David Tenant.
Aside from the whole marble/'up for' jokes...
Just no.
No.
The crawl across G4 just said that Robert Pattinson ("the flesh and blood incarnation of Sparkly Marblepeen God Edward Cullen") would be 'up for' playing The Doctor after David Tenant.
Aside from the whole marble/'up for' jokes...
Just no.