PLEASE VOTE!

I'm giving away my old, non-remote-able TV. I've gotten three responses that I have under consideration:

1. The person who works night shift and even called (I imagine night shift workers never get much)?

2. The person who wants to escape endless workout videos and wrote a very funny e-mail?

3. The person who, otherwise, will be subjected to hours upon hours of Rock Band on the xBox?

I can't decided, especially since I know a few of the people, so I'm leaving it up to you, dear f-list. Please don't let me down.

I do not think that means what you think that means

(at least in America)

Dear Jeremy (Clarkson):

'Bone', as a verb, does not mean the same thing in America as it does in England (evidently). I believe the term you were looking for, based on the 'floppy' movement you made after the statement, is 'de-bone'.

Here, 'I'm going to bone your dog' has quite a different meaning...

Sincerely,
Me
(who now needs about 20 gallons of brain bleach to banish that image)