Really Bad Poetry

No, I mean it. Really bad. As in, you probably should spare yourself the torture of reading it, even if you did request it. For goodness sake, these were written at the DMV while I was waiting to renew the car tags yesterday. If that isn't reason enough to run shrieking from them...

Two for you, revoked_soul and three for you penchaft (I still owe 1 and 2, respectively).

( Seriously, turn back now! )