Today's Deep Thought

Never underestimate the importance of a good stapler... and a good staple remover.

Also, I don't want to go to the dentist this afternoon. I'm getting a crown on one of my very back teeth, and it's not going to be pleasant. Ergh.

Round Four - WINNERS!

Six of you regurgitated the proper four words when I asked you to 'say a few words'. Granted, it still bugs me that it's four words, because 'a few' means three. But maybe it's a British thing?



Meanwhile, a couple of you (tarpo, crimsonlotus84) were smart asses and said 'a few words'. And two of you (poskunk, happyconfusion) even went so far as to translate it into several languages!

Check out the plethora of other great answers HERE

Meanwhile, gelsey, revoked_soul, leaper, clare_dragonfly, cazrolime, and tjstein are eligible for...

( INSTA-PRIZE GOODNESS! )

Round six will be up soon!

Snerfflebarglast: Round Six

This is going to take a little explanation, so bear with me.

There are are three main categories of information in the world, and each has three sub-categories:

Category I - things you need to know.
     IA - Very important, potentially life-saving information
     IB - Great, improve-the-whole-world-around-you information
     IC - Good, solid, makes-your-life-better/easier information

Category II - things that you don't need to know, but are interesting
     IIA - Satisfies-a-long-held-curiosity information
     IIB - Makes-you-look-brilliant-at-a-party information
     IIC - Amuses-you-momentarily information

Category III - things you'd rather not know
     IIIA - Why-do-I-want-to-know-that information
     IIIB - Ewwwww-why-did-you-tell-me-that information
     IIIC - OMG-pass-the-brain-bleach information

Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to try to give me a piece of information as far up the chain as possible (um, I would think it would go without saying, but with you lot... IA is the highest level). The catch is that you only get one shot, and it has to be something I don't already know. So... learn me some good crap!

Edit: Any 'factiod' easily disproved by a quick glance 'round the 'net will earn you -10 points and a bit of pointing and laughing. :)