Snerfflebarglast BONUS POINTS

I've heard a lot of people say they'd like an opportunity to get some bonus points. And I figure, hey, what the heck?! I can always just make things more 'expensive' at the gift shop...

So, if it makes you feel better, you can get 100 bonus points by simply checking this box:

Who needs a brain in a jar?

Also, I can always tell when people are restless (this time, news post - though I agree with the number of people that are questioning how policy changes/clarifications would be considered 'spamming' news but Pepsi ads... are not) because comment notifications - even to my 'Message Center' - are severely delayed. Boo.