Paging Fall, Fall to the weather center, please

[smeddley]

*checks calendar*

Yup, it is almost the middle of October. And yet... it's going to be 80 today. What's up with that? Did Summer kidnap Fall? Is fall being held somewhere, bound and gagged, while Summer merrily continues to torment us? Why is no one trying to rescue Fall? And will Winter try to bust on the scene with a city-disabling ice storm as in years past? This is usually about the time those happen, and yet there's been no sign of an impending cold snap.

I like Fall. I'm certainly ready for Fall. So please, if you know anything about the whereabouts of Fall, please call the TIPS hotline at 1-800-WEA-THER. Thank you.

Comments

[aeamek.livejournal.com]

Cold times ahead this weekend! I can't wait.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

It finally cooled off today! Oh, and remind me about this when I'm bitching that I'm freezing my ass off in a few months... ;)

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

That is a story that needs to be written :D

[crimsonlotus84.livejournal.com]

Global Warm-a-licious!!

[intracutaneous.livejournal.com]

Fall and Spring were having an affair so Summer got jealous and decided to do something about it. Thus explaining the mysterious disappearance of Fall. One can only hope Winter remains aloof during this dire situation. Although it doesn't snow down here, I do enjoy my harsh cold desert winds!

[lyonza.livejournal.com]

I'm with gelsey - that is SO a story that needs to be written. *looks around for volunteers*

[dynastic-queen.livejournal.com]

I heard Fall might be in the Witness Protection Program. Not sure why. But if it's true--we are so screwed!

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Now there's another great idea! So creative, you!