Amazing the things you find hidden in your in box

[smeddley]

Awhile ago I left a comment in cdpeck’s journal and he asked me five questions (you’ve all seen the meme). I evidently never got around to answering them and found the notification e-mail as I was looking for addresses in Outlook. So here goes:

1. Who is your favorite superhero?
I was never a superhero kind of girl, actually. I don’t see the fuss about Batman and Spiderman and Superman and… yeah, see? I can’t even name many except the biggies. If I have to pick a ‘hero’ I think I’m going to have to go all smarmy and cliché and say ‘knight in shining armor’. That is, of course, why I read romance novels. :P Though as I’ve gotten older I think it’s given way to ‘street-wise sarcastic cop with a heart of gold’.

2. When you're walking down the street and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a doghouse?
Clover, because Cheez-its and Lotion don’t mix with pigs.

3. If you could have a holographic sidekick, what would they look like and what type of personality would they have?
The Tenth Doctor.

4. If you had access to a time travel device, what time period would you most like to visit?
Sometime in the future. Because for all the neat shininess of the Renaissance Fairs, there was too much death and disease back then.

5. Name one fictional character I remind you of and tell me why.
Arthur Dent. Sarcastic and witty, but a bit on the morose and brooding side at times.

So, if you want five questions, you may leave me a comment of any sort. In fact, any reply to this will be taken as a request for questions, and trust me, they will be weird questions. I'm fresh out of logic and intelligence today!

Comments

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

OH MAN a friend of mine who buys comics every week got the first issue of this really awesome new one that is about mice and rats and FISH GODS. *shakes fist at monthly releases*

Also! If you're still browsing Wowio, keep an eye out for Inverloch. It's a webcomic I like that's just finished, but she hasn't put up the entire thing on Wowio yet.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

I'll keep an eye out!

So.

1. You wake up tomorrow as either TFQ or AWF, which do you choose and why? (No, there is no wiggling out of it)

2. Do you hang up your t-shirts or fold them?

3. Grossest fruit juice, and why?

4. If pink is the new black, what's the new pink?

5. You have to face down a hippo or a walrus - which do you choose?

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

1. AWF, mostly because I don't think I could handle being a 30-year-old woman and the lack of capitals. =P

2. My mum hangs up my t-shirts. I have a few, ones I don't wear very often, that are folded-up in a drawer rather than in a wardrobe.

3. Gay semen?

4. Orange?

5. The hippo, because I would probably be in Africa. I could die happily in Africa.

[elaran.livejournal.com]

the first issue of this really awesome new one that is about mice and rats and FISH GODS
AHAHAH one of my friends made me read that today. It's called THE MICE TEMPLAR I think. It reminds me of a weird cross between The Rats of NIMH and Brian Jacques' Redwall series. :D It reads awesomely and the next issue isn't coming out 'til November or something though.

[cdpeck.livejournal.com]

Feel free to ask me 5 questions in return if you'd like.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Okay, then, I will!

1. You have to pick one actor/actress and you can only watch movies with them in it for the rest of your life. Who do you pick and why?

2. You son Parental Controls out one channel on the TV - which would you be least upset about losing?

3. What animals are the cutest on fuzzy slippers?

4. What, to the best of your knowledge, is Cheeze-Whiz?

5. Name one fictional character I remind you of and tell me why. :)

[cdpeck.livejournal.com]

1. I'd probably have to go with Harrison Ford because that would give me both the original Star Wars trilogy and Indiana Jones, which I don't think I could live without.

2. Which channel would I be least upset about losing? Well, I could do without Lifetime, the Home Shopping Network, the Golf Channel, ESPN, and that stupid TV Guide channel to name just a few.

3. I'd say bunnies, but getting them to stick there is kinda difficult.

4. Cheeze-Whiz, to the best of my recollection, is some type of orange substance that is a cross between a liquid and a solid the sole purpose of which is to make people wonder exactly what the hell it is.

5. Sadly I can't think of very many fictional characters whose favorite movies would include "Spaceballs" or "Monty Python's Holy Grail". Which is unfortunate because that means I'm either missing out on an area of fiction that includes women like this or they don't exist. I'll go with Rory from "Gilmore Girls" because you read a lot and if she ever grows up (hasn't she been 14 forever?) I would like to think she'd turn out like you.

[happyconfusion.livejournal.com]

Can I have 5 questions? I need something to write about...

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

1. Is it soda or pop, or something else entirely?

2. Legos v. Lincoln Logs - which is superior and why?

3. Name one song that's actually better as a remake.

4. Weirdest food combination you've eaten - and enjoyed.

5. Favorite website to browse when you're bored (other than LJ, or course).

[crimsonlotus84.livejournal.com]

I CAN HAZ FIEV QUESTIONS?

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

1. What is your list of five? (Five celebs you're allowed to sleep with even if you're in a committed relationship)

2. Favorite candy, and why is it the best?

3. Movie they should never have remade, but did?

4. Crayons, markers, or colored pencils?

5. You're stuck in a public toilet stall with no toilet paper. What is your exit strategy?

[crimsonlotus84.livejournal.com]

1) Jude Law, Heath Ledger, Ewan McGregor, Eric Bannah, Christian Bale. No ladies on my part due to the girlfriend's lack of approval with lady fascinations. But if this were to happen it would have to be all of them...in a pile...girlfriend's orders.

2)Canadian Smarties. Because Canada makes everything better.

3)Wolf Creek. Seriously. Pointless.

4)CRAYONS!! *Draws on the table at Macaroni Grill*

5)Tell the polar bear to shake it real good to MC Hammer and pray to the great noodly appendage in the sky, because the water won't boil!!!

[revoked-soul.livejournal.com]

Good luck thinking of 5 things you don't already know about me!

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

1. When you say 'about' does it rhyme with 'cute'?

2. It's your ideal romantic dinner. What's the centerpiece on the table?

3. Is golf, in your opinion, a 'sport'?

4. Favorite spice?

5. Weirdest thing you've ever found in your couch cushions?

[revoked-soul.livejournal.com]

1. No, it most certanly does not.

2. Who has romantic dinners at a table? ;)

3. Absolutely not!

"Hitting a ball with a crooked stick...and then, walking after it. And THEN, hitting it again. I say pick it up, asshole, you're lucky you found it! Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home, would ya?!"

I'm with George Carlin on golf.

4. Salt. Of course, salt. I actually thought about this for a minute before smacking myself upside the head.

5. Candy canes.

[cottonsilver.livejournal.com]

I'll take five, if only to see how many strange and wonderful questions you have in that head of yours.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

You people are taxing my creativity! Ah well, it's good to stretch the old noggin on occasion...

1. Do you have any secret guilty pleasures?

2. Can you take Beckham back now?

3. Staples or paper clips?

4. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

5. What smell evokes the most memories for you?

[cottonsilver.livejournal.com]

1. Secret pleasures yes many, guilt none.

2. I'd take Beckham backwards, forwards, anyway you want. As long as you keep Victoria.

3. Neither, I fold the top corner over.

4. Oh you fast talking Americans with your strange new fangled ways. I know nothing of this poor Chuck person or his wood.

5. Strawberries.