Snerfflebarglast update, for lack of a real post...

[smeddley]

New scoreboard up!

In Round Five, poskunk wins first place with the only correct answer: None, because ice cream has no bones. Maybe it was a midwestern thing, but that was a joke a long time ago. Along with the one about: 'What did one polar bear say to another in the shower? No soap, radio!' I have no idea... Anyway, cdpeck comes in a close second with the answer '13, because ice cream has no bones.' So close, so very close. penchaft wins with a gem of an answer that you can read here, and of course enjoy all the rest of the great, creative answers now unscreened here.

Round Six is closing on Friday and Round Seven will be open until next Monday. Three more rounds to go after that! (I've decided it will be 10 rounds total)

The gift shop is being stocked. 50 Bonus points if you can find it (yes, it's an LJ account). Don't post the name here, leave a comment in the header post to get your points.

clare_dragonfly and cazrolime, GENTLE NUDGE

Comments

[nakedblueninja.livejournal.com]

Hot damn, I'm obviously not gonna win this one.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

It's because you're missing out on THIS (http://smeddley.livejournal.com/260072.html)

[(Anonymous)]

Did I get bonus points for my zombie songs? Not that it matters, but if you're not putting down my points correctly then you might be missing other people's!

(Pen at uni, cbf logging in)

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Hrm, I can't remember what I said I was going to give you for that. 5? 10? Mostly I think I'm remembering, but I'm generally relying on people poking me if I forget.

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

Hmm. *checks* Your e-mail said +10.

[revoked-soul.livejournal.com]

Because ice cream has no bones? Seriously? What does that MEAN?! ;)

No seriously, I don't get it. Please explain and save me from my incredible denseness.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

No clue. Seriously, none at all. It was the era of 'surrealist' jokes. People thought the weirdness was funny. There is no point, that's the point and all that! :P

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

*tentatively waves* I've been told to ask above me if you know where the prize LJ is and can I please have a clue? I have bribes :D at least, of a sort ...

[revoked-soul.livejournal.com]

I do know, I do indeed. Since you seem to be one of the people who made sense of this post (http://smeddley.livejournal.com/260072.html), we may be able to make some kind of deal.

Meet me in the header post of my journal if you wanna talk business. ;)

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

Huh, must be. Never heard that before.

I so far fail at finding the journal. However, I will keep trying. Perhaps perseverance will pay off.

I have to eek my way to the top somehow ...

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

You'll get it. I tried to make it possible, but not easy. As in, it's not like I friended it or anything... But there are ways, oh yes, there are ways...

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

I feel like I know, like it's on the tip of my brain, but I can't seem to figure it out yet.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

You'll get it, or you'll bribe someone to get it for you, I'm sure... :D

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

WHO can I bribe though. *pokes the LJ search feature in vain*

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Look up. Someone just above you has it... maybe you could ask for a clue... (LJ search SUCKS. There are much better ways, my young apprentice...)

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I'll randomly ask everyone above me then, lol.

I have bribe materials, though. I worked at the poster sale today ... got paid in merchandise, hehe.

Apprentice's brain is already being sucked out due to time-sharing with school. It's really quite sad.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, it might work, then. I'd start at the bottom and work your way up. *ahem*

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

(She's lying, it's ridiculously easy.)

*hugs the internet*

[clare-dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Did you open and close a round while I was on vacation?!

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

I might have, sorry! I didn't realize you were gone! Still plenty of time to catch back up, though!

[foxfirefey]

I have a meeeeeellion.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

Oh, crap, that's right. I was going to have to do something tricky and special with the scoreboard for that.

Technically, you have like a million and twelve point five or something... ;)