I.... I.... I... uh... I got nothin'.

[smeddley]

Warning: clicking on this NSFW (or life) link might cause you to gouge your eyes out, develop an irrational fear of knitting needles, break out when you come in contact with yarn, and/or cause your brain to attempt to escape out your ear. You were warned.

Did I mention this incredibly long link is NSFW? It isn't. And you shouldn't click it, unless the next three words so pique your interest that you can't resist: Yarn People Porn.

Comments

[mela-lyn.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE----------------------????!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!

[mela-lyn.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE----------------------????!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!

Wait - she has sex then can see?!?!

[mela-lyn.livejournal.com]

That poor YARN!!!! SO ABUSED!!

[puppatoons.livejournal.com]

I gave up when the bear entered the picture.

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

I don't think she can see, I think she painted that horse while still blind. Which is... a skill, for sure.

I do feel sorry for the yarn. Of all the things it could have been made into!

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

It didn't quite get as far there as I worried it would, though it was implied (at least the naked - except for the scarf - bear wasn't anatomically correct?).

[mela-lyn.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help but wonder today if the penis was always stuffed or if it had an insert for the 'special' scenes b/c if was always stuffed, then it would have been awkward to tuck into pants on top of the actual guy's who was in the costume.

Next time you post something like this, I'm not watching!! My brain has exploded!!!!!!!

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

I just kept thinking it was dangerous to have it wagging around while he was chopping wood with an axe! D:

You can't say I didn't warn you, the link *was* one giant warning... ;)

[borneaway.livejournal.com]

That ain't right.


(at one point I found myself thinking ewww, get a loom!)

[justhuman.livejournal.com]

*waves*

I was looking for a new icon or two and a friend pointed me at your website. I couldn't find an icon post or your feelings about sharing icons. So I thought, what better place to comment than on the NSFW Yarn People Porn. Which was disturbing.

Anyway, your Witchcraft for Nerds was irresistible to me, since I am an engineer (knew the source of 3 of the 5 quotes on your user info), and I'm pagan that's been playing around with molecular gastronomy.

Just wanted to let you know that I've snagged the icon, with credit of course. *gip*

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

*waves back*

I didn't say on my website? *scribbles that down to include on my next update, which I've been working on for.... uh, two years*

I honestly don't care, take anything you want, use with reckless abandon, but I am not responsible for side effects use of icons may cause. ;) Dizziness, headaches, nausea, crossed eyes, fits of rage, etc, etc, etc.

Fellow engineer? Who writes? (yeah, I peeked) ;) I get so tired of hearing how I 'write well for an engineer'. I like to think I write pretty well, full stop. Oh, the social stigma of being an engineer sometimes!

Yeah, the yarn people porn is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever linked, and I do a lot of odd links. Sorry you were subjected to it, but, hey, I did put up a pretty impressive warning!

(also, wow, my icon pages are getting more hits and I probably really need to update the rest of the site. *sigh*)

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

"ewww, get a loom!"

*chuckles* You're so punny. :P