Hoarders, here I come! (click for a larger, more horrifying pic)
Actually, it's not piled nearly high enough to qualify me, and the fact that I also have an almost completely empty room (a few bit pieces of furniture left behind, and the closet shelves are still full) probably disqualifies me.
The goal for today is just to get the rest of the carpet pulled up. If I manage that, I'll be happy.