Snerffle, The Final Round

As those of you who read my blog know, I've been on a cleaning/organization kick, ever since I got fed up with my inability to find things. Mostly this has just led to a bunch of blog posts bitching the insanity of most cleaning gurus, with a fringe of actual cleaning.

Despite that, I still believe there is a system/method out there that will work for me.

The last challenge is to find a book/website/tip/whatever that will get me on the path to orderliness.

You will forfeit all Snerfflepoints if you suggest FlyLady or SHE. :p Smart ass answers are allowed and encouraged, but will probably only get you half credit unless they are really clever.