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Warning: clicking on this NSFW (or life) link might cause you to gouge your eyes out, develop an irrational fear of knitting needles, break out when you come in contact with yarn, and/or cause your brain to attempt to escape out your ear. You were warned.

Did I mention this incredibly long link is NSFW? It isn't. And you shouldn't click it, unless the next three words so pique your interest that you can't resist: Yarn People Porn.