Swine flu FAQ

Q: Can I get swine flu from eating pork?

A: Not unless your ham sandwich sneezes on you... in which case you probably have bigger problems than swine flu. Please refer to the 'Mutant Ham Sandwich Invasion' FAQ page.

Alphabet Writing Meme

I'd not forgotten! I have the list of all the words you guys gave me, I've just not been inspired. And when I am, it's always at work (where I feel uncomfortable with all the big brother stuff to tap it out on my computer) or someplace it's impossible to write (I won't give any examples, because you smart-asses - you know who you are - will just point out ways I could if I really wanted to.

But I did hand-write (I think I've almost forgotten how!) a few bits. They're not very good, and I don't know if I'll continue the story or just drop it and do something else. Excuse the sloppiness, like I said, it's been awhile since I've written with a pen...

( The letter K: Karma, Kale, and Klepto )

( The letter P: Ponder and Penis )