Fly like an eagle...

alankria, your boobs are on the way.

puppatoons, your pink fabric should arrive in 5-7 days.

Federal Government, don't worry, I'm not expecting my $288 back any time soon.

State Goverment, I'm sure you'll cash my check faster than I drink a pot of coffee.

Elected Official, I sprung for the $0.42 to send your survey back, not that I honestly believe you care or will listen...