Alphabet writing meme

I really need to write something. But I have no motivation! So I'm hopping on the meme-train and hope y'all will help me out. I need a word corresponding to each letter of the alphabet, and I will write a short scene around it. I'd like at least one word per letter, so multiple submissions are not only allowed, but encouraged! Howerever... ok, lemme see if I can explain this... Each person can only submit one word per letter (so up to 26 words per person!) BUT, if more than one person submits a word for a letter I have to work ALL of those words into the piece. So there are two ways to challenge me - weird or difficult words, or words that don't fit with the other words give me.

Please help! A few moments of your time may help me overcome my writer's block...