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October 14th, 2008

smeddley: (Mouse)
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 08:06 am
Questionable Voter Registrations Reviewed

(The long and short of it - a very Democrat organization around the country has been proven to be submitting false and duplicate voter registration cards, and people have even been sent to jail over it. So all you 'the Republicans are skewing the election results' squawkers please keep your hypocrisy to yourself - there's been more than enough *coughdeadpeoplevotingcough* skeevy dealings on both sides, I'm sure. Fair voting is an issue for both parties, make no mistake about it.)

But this made me giggle:

"On Tuesday, authorities in Nevada seized records from ACORN after finding fraudulent registration forms that included the starting lineup of the Dallas Cowboys. "

It's hard to take fraud seriously when the perpetrators are so stupid. Wait - I guess it could have been worse. They could have registered Ron Weasely, Hermione Granger, and Harry Potter!
smeddley: (Cleveland Browns)
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 08:11 am
Mr Smeddley and I award the game ball for last night's game to the Browns punter, for his tireless work on those sidelines ensuring that the clipboard never hit the ground. For his effort, the Browns - a mediocre team this year at best - crushed last year's champions.

It was still a painful game to watch, with the Browns attempting to lose it with penalties and an inability to finish drives with touchdowns, but in the end, the 3-0 turnover margin and the complete and utter lack of punts on their part catapulted them over Eli and his 'Giants'.

It's good to not notice the punter, honestly. In all seriousness, the Chief's MVP is probably their MVP week in and week out, because he's honestly one of the best players on the team, and gets plenty of field time to prove it!