If I had a Twitter...

this is most likely what you'd see here:

* Forget cockroaches, ants are going to take over the world
* They make travel coffee mugs for a reason
* Goodness, cazrolime made a strong showing at Snerfflebarglast, may be close to the top!
* Note to self: scoreboard tonight!
* Is it Friday yet?
* Oh, look, chance of thunderstorms... tonight, tomorrow, Thursday and Friday!
* Yay Royals for pulling out a come-from behind win!
* I've been looking at that comm too much, that last sentence... *shudder*

More pseudo-Twittering

* Wearing high-heeled shoes the day after stubbing my little toe = bad idea
* We can put a man on the moon, but we can't invent a yogurt container that doesn't spray you with unfortunate-looking white globules when you open it?
* Too much Jewel Quest (II)... I just keep seeing the boards and pieces in my head. GET THEM OUT! MAKE IT STOP!
* Down to #4 on the Twilight holds list!
* At what point (a week, a month, a few months...) does it become not worth it to 'save' tupperware?