On the up side, I remembered something I hate more than Vista

...and that's Mac. Why is it every #@$%&! time I finally get off my butt and try to accomplish something the entire universe conspires against me? All I wanted to do was to finally catch up entering stuff in the 'Pedias, #@$%&! them for being a #@$%&! Mac-only #@$%&! program because the Mac #@$%&! hates me.

First, it won't connect to the #@$%&! internet, which I know is working just fine (see, I'm #@$%&! posting right now!). Then, when I try to tell it to connect, it #@$%&! freezes. And I don't #@$%&! know how to make it unfrozen, or what the #@$%&! to do, because Macs are all picky and finicky and #@$%&! annoying. Oh, yeah, all that #@$%&! about how they're more stable, more reliable? That #@$%&! Mac freezes on me half the #@$%&! time I try to use it. So now, I guess it can just sit there whirring its #@$%&! little heart out until my husband gets home and can tell me what the #@$%&! I'm supposed to do with the #@$%&! thing.

Edit: I got it working, though what the #@$%&! a keychain is had to be explained to me by my patient, loving husband. Who totally wouldn't hate me if I chucked the Mac across the room at some point.

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