I really do feel like reading a romance novel, now

...too bad I really have to finish the book for my mystery book club. And thanks to that post on write_away, I noticed that it had a billion and one 'had's in the first chapter. :/

While making icons for romance_stills, I stumbled upon this list of bad romance metaphors and similes. Undoubtedly it's one of those things that has made the e-mail rounds, but I lost the person who used to forward me all that stuff, so I'm out of the loop.

Anyway, do you think "Home is where your sex toys are" would be too... well, just 'too' for an icon? Maybe for that contest, but probably not in general.