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First off, the only news worth reading today: The Stephalopod made it to Australia! Now, if he can only avoid becoming a serving of Tender Vitals…

Secondly, my word count is crap. This looks like it’s shaping up to be another ‘last year’, with the bulk of the writing being done at the last minute in a frenzy of I WILL NOT FAIL.

Thirdly, there’s some irony to being sick the day you’re supposed to go to the heath insurance meeting…

And, fourthly: WANKITY WANK! Sadly, it features me as a right wanker, but there you have it. ( Oh, the deer is teal, trust me )