It’s a slippery slope and if the slide’s too hot you’ll burn your butt

You know, the whole mess with LJ could easily be avoided if they just grew some cahones and posted clear, easy-to-understand ToS and enforced it across the board. Since they seem to be incapable of that, however, I’ve draw up a list of things they need to ban in their quest to ‘protect the children’.

( 'I want you to know I intend this breast satirically' ~ Susan Walker )