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The Joy of Pumpernickel
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Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
Sam, 87, and Sol, 92, were sitting at the senior center one day when Sol suddenly looks at his watch, gets up and says, "I have to get right home!"
"What's your hurry?" asks Sam.
"Me and the wife are having sex again today".
"Again? How often do you have sex?"
"Every day! Listen, I don't have time to talk about it now, but my secret is... pumpernickel bread," he said as he shuffles off.
As Sam was walking home later, he passed a bakery and wandered in. "Do you have any pumpernickel bread?" he asked the lady behind the counter.
"Yes, we have 3 shelves of pumpernickel."
"I'll take it all," the old man blurts out.
Surprised at the request, the counter lady says "All of it?! It'll get hard!"
The old man replies "WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT ME?"
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The Joy of Pumpernickel
"What's your hurry?" asks Sam.
"Me and the wife are having sex again today".
"Again? How often do you have sex?"
"Every day! Listen, I don't have time to talk about it now, but my secret is... pumpernickel bread," he said as he shuffles off.
As Sam was walking home later, he passed a bakery and wandered in. "Do you have any pumpernickel bread?" he asked the lady behind the counter.
"Yes, we have 3 shelves of pumpernickel."
"I'll take it all," the old man blurts out.
Surprised at the request, the counter lady says "All of it?! It'll get hard!"
The old man replies "WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT ME?"