smeddley: (Evil genius)
smeddley ([personal profile] smeddley) wrote2007-07-21 06:44 pm

Oh, those pesky Deathly Hallows...

I also saw the OotP movie, thought it was crappy. Is it just me, or has their acting gone downhill? Plus, they kinda screwed up the plot, unnecessarily, of course. I realize you can't fit a 800+ page book into a short movie, but by changing some of the things they did leave in, I think they screwed up.

I'm glad I read the spoilers, because it lowered my expectations. If I'd gone into this with high expectations I would've been even more disappointed.

First off, why did she have to kill off Hedwig? It was pointless and cruel, there would have been plenty of reasons to leave her behind and get her out of the way. She was no longer a useful character and she was offed. You can tell a lot about people by the way they treat animals, Ms. Rowling, even fictional ones. And I don't think I like you any more.

The rest of the book was the average, cliche quest, with the usually Potter-level writing. Easy to read, and the only really interesting part was the Ravenclaw's door. I like Luna even more now! I wish she'd seen fit to show us what happened to her.

Oh, and I forgot that she made me kinda dislike Lupin, no reason to make him emo like Harry, was there?

Finally, the epilogue was miserable. Horrid, sappy, and badly written. Really, really, really awful - even by Potter standards. She would've been better off without it.

Frankly, the last book finished the downward spiral started by the last few. It's like, even though they'd gotten longer, she'd gotten tired of writing them and they got sloppier, plot-wise. I'm over it, chances of me ever re-reading them are slim, and though I may watch the remaining movies, it won't be in a movie theater, but in the comfort of my own house, so I can make further snide remarks at the screen.

Now, on to other books!

...after a few boards of Jewel Quest. ;)

[identity profile] smeddley.livejournal.com 2007-07-22 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
...uh, if you say so. I thought it was kinda stupid (though I do wonder why Ron gets the epitaph of 'date-rapist' - perhaps this person has been reading too much fanfic..?).
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[personal profile] foxfirefey 2007-07-22 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it was playfully vicious, but gave credit where it felt credit was due.

Also, it's a bit of an exaggeration with Ron, I'm sure. The reviewer in question just finds a magical version of The System to be a rather creepy way to go about dating.

[identity profile] smeddley.livejournal.com 2007-07-22 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't see a single thing difference about the dating aspect of life as a wizard than in real life, so that just confuses me.

Ginny was kinda a tramp, though... ;) She got around!
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[personal profile] foxfirefey 2007-07-22 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What if that book contains instructions on the magical equivalent of roofies!

[identity profile] smeddley.livejournal.com 2007-07-22 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless it was written in magic, invisible ink...

You know, Ron was once poisoned with a Love Potion (it was actually meant for Harry), but he never used it on anyone.

Riddle's mom did, though. That's the only reason he was born at all. So, love potion = evil.

[identity profile] icecat.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree. I read the review and I was thinking that they were being snarky for the sake of being snarky. Forced and unfunny.